Mean Mone$yLP scanner

Mean Mone$y — Terms of sale and use

Last updated 18 September 2026 · Board · Pro · Privacy

What you are buying

A fixed number of days of access to the Pro features of the Mean Mone$y LP scanner website and its alerts. Thirty, ninety or three hundred and sixty-five days, priced as shown on the checkout page at the time you pay. Nothing recurs. There is no subscription, no card on file, and nothing to cancel: when the days run out, Pro switches off and the free scanner continues to work.

How you pay

In SOL or USDC, from your own wallet, to the address shown at checkout. The amount is quoted at the moment you ask for it and honoured for twenty minutes. Payments go directly to us on the Solana network; we never hold your keys and never take custody of anything on your behalf.

Refunds

Because the pass starts the moment your payment settles and grants access immediately, payments are not refundable once access has been granted, except where required by law or where the service was unavailable to you for a substantial part of the period through a fault of ours. If you paid and the licence did not unlock within an hour, write to us with your wallet address and transaction signature and we will put it right or return the payment. Blockchain transactions cannot be reversed by us, so a refund is made as a new transfer to the wallet that paid.

What Mean Mone$y is, and is not

Mean Mone$y reports what public on-chain data says about liquidity pools: the direction and scale of recent trading, and a statistical measure of how one-sided it is. It is information only. Nothing it shows, says or sends is a recommendation to enter, hold or leave any position, and none of it is financial, investment or trading advice. Providing liquidity can lose money, including through impermanent loss and token failure, and a reading that money is arriving in a pool says nothing about what happens next.

The confidence figure is a measure of how unlikely the observed imbalance would be by chance. It is not a probability of profit. Treat it as a measure of one-sidedness in the recent trades, nothing more.

Availability and data

Mean Mone$y depends on third-party data sources and the Solana network, none of which we control. Readings can be late, missing or wrong when those sources are. Alerts can be delayed or not delivered. We aim to keep the service running but do not guarantee uptime, accuracy or timeliness, and we are not liable for decisions made on the basis of anything Mean Mone$y shows.

Acceptable use

One pass is for one person. Do not resell access, share licence tokens, or attempt to defeat the licence checks. We may end access without refund where these terms are broken.

Changes

We may change prices and features for future passes. A pass already paid for keeps the features it was sold with for the days it covers.

Who we are

Mean Mone$y is operated from the United Kingdom. Contact: tintinblonde@proton.me. These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales.